Letter of the Month

 

There Are Two Ways to Take the Stress Out of Doing the Pay!

The first is to lean back in your chair, open the packet of Extra I’ve enclosed and just chew gum! The Wrigley Company, who make the stuff, reckons that’ll relieve the stress for up to an hour or so.

The second way is to have a chat with me for around 20 minutes or so and I’ll show you how to eliminate the stress forever!

Yes, that’s right! There’s now a smooth and simple way to do your payroll.

It replaces the time consuming, arduous and costly way of going through the timesheets, gathering all the information together, chasing up all the queries, working out what everyone should get and then paying it into the bank.

And, what’s more, the government will subsidise you to do it!

I am writing to alert you to this new system as a courtesy because it appears that very few eligible business people know about it and therefore are not getting the benefits to which they are entitled.

With that in mind, I will have my office contact you and set up a mutually convenient time when I can explain how your company can take advantage of this new system.

I am sure that you will be delighted by what you hear.

Yours sincerely,

 

Greg Wells,
REGISTERED PAY
INTERMEDIARY

P.S. It’s important that you act soon to maximise th advantages to you and your business.

 

 

from Winston Marsh's Business Marketing, December 2006

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