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Good morning (name)! There are 2 ways of taking the stress out of doing the accounts for your business! The first way is to take this stress star I have enclosed and hold it in your left or right hand with the thumb and fingers gripping it firmly. You then squeeze your thumb and fingers together tightly compressing the stress star and at the same time carefully saying to yourself "These are my accounts." Quite magically the combination of 'squeeze and say' will give you instant, but unfortunately only temporary, relief of the stress you suffer from having to do your accounts. And there's the problem--- it is only temporary relief! Pretty soon you are faced with the painful task of doing your accounts again. There is some good news! You can banish accounting stress forever! So how do you do that? Well remember that, at the recent Winston Marsh seminar, you indicated on the feedback sheet that you wanted to know more about the Monitored Business Performance system and how this could help you relieve your business accounting stress. Well that's the second way! And I'll explain it all to you in a laid-back 55 minutes preview session from 6pm until 6.55pm, on Tuesday 23 April 2002 at the Holiday Inn, 356 Oxford Terrace. Yes, that's right, that's all it will take--- 55 minutes to eliminate accounting stress problems forever. You'll need to set aside another 15 minutes or so to have a relaxed drink and something to nibble on while we devise fiendishly interesting things to do with your now unwanted stress star. Seriously, this preview is most important. It will change the way you do your accounts and the relationship with your accountant forever. Please phone Casey on 3665-709 to confirm your attendance. (You can fax her on 3668-188 or email casey@btp.co.nz if it's easier.) I look forward to seeing you then! Yours sincerely MARK PFEIFER Stress Relief Star P.S. One of the ways you'll be able to use the stress star we have enclosed is to take the heat out of everyday things like road rage, frustrations about the kids, or any of the other day-to-day annoyances you experience.
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