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Good Morning!
Following are instructions on the best way to bathe your
cat:
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Thoroughly clean your toilet.
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Add the required amount of
shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted.
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Obtain the cat and soothe him
while you carry him towards the bathroom.
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In one smooth movement, put
the cat in the toilet and close both lids (you may need to stand on the lid
so that he cannot escape). CAUTION: Don’t get any part of your body too
close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching out to grab anything they
can find. The cat will self-agitate and make ample duds. Never mind the
noises that come from our toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
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Flush the toilet 3 or 4
times. This provides a “power-wash and rinse” which I have found to be
quite effective.
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Have someone open the door to
the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the
outside door.
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Stand behind the toilet as
far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
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The no-clean cat will rocket
out of the toilet and run outside where he will dry himself.
Sincerely
The DOG
A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me,
love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of
me… They must be Gods!
A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me,
love me, provide a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me… I
must be God!
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