Good Morning!

Following are instructions on the best way to bathe your cat:

  1. Thoroughly clean your toilet.

  1. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted.

  1. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

  1. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids (you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape). CAUTION: Don’t get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching out to grab anything they can find. The cat will self-agitate and make ample duds. Never mind the noises that come from our toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

  1. Flush the toilet 3 or 4 times. This provides a “power-wash and rinse” which I have found to be quite effective.

  1. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.

  1. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

  1. The no-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and run outside where he will dry himself.

Sincerely

The DOG

A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me… They must be Gods!

A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me… I must be God!