From an Atlanta, Ga. newspaper regarding an ad that had run the previous week!

 "SINGLE BLACK FEMALE. Seeks male companionship; ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good-looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cosy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours. Call 436-0194 and ask for Daisy."

 More than 150 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about an 8-week-old Black Labrador retriever.

 

Wanted: Accountants who work in the city, want to cut out wasted travelling time, have a really interesting job and make more money!

If you work in the city then you know the time and money you waste every day just getting to and from work. Now you can make the move to a role in a thriving suburban accounting practice that offers all the benefits of a city career without the negatives of working in the city itself.

It all adds up to less time travelling and that means more time for you and your family and you save all those travel costs.

We are a busy accounting practice with a great mix of interesting clients who give us really challenging assignments. We are definitely not the typical dull and boring suburban accountant’s office just processing loads of compliance work.

Located in Moorabbin, so that we’re not way out in the sticks, it’s an easy off peak trip to the city to catch up for lunch or to attend a seminar. We reckon that we are just far enough away from the city to avoid all the hassles and yet just close enough when we need to be!

Right now we have a number of vacancies for people who want to kick on in an accountancy practice--- both for accountants with general accounting practice experience and for more recently qualified graduates. If you love variety and are already a leader, or have aspirations of a leadership role, you’ll take to these opportunities like a duck takes to water. And, because we want “switched on” people, we pay well and, when you add that to what you save on travelling, you’ll get a lot more money in your pocket. 

 To get further information or register your interest please call Alan Lindsay on 0419 303 565 or e-mail alanl@mbmgroup.com.au to set up a mutually convenient appointment to have a chat. (By the way when you come in you’ll find that parking is absolutely no problem--- there’s plenty and it’s free!)