Following are instructions on the best way to bathe your
Thoroughly clean your toilet.
Add the required amount of
shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted.
Obtain the cat and soothe him
while you carry him towards the bathroom.
In one smooth movement, put
the cat in the toilet and close both lids (you may need to stand on the lid
so that he cannot escape). CAUTION: Don’t get any part of your body too
close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching out to grab anything they
can find. The cat will self-agitate and make ample duds. Never mind the
noises that come from our toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
Flush the toilet 3 or 4
times. This provides a “power-wash and rinse” which I have found to be
Have someone open the door to
the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the
Stand behind the toilet as
far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
The no-clean cat will rocket
out of the toilet and run outside where he will dry himself.
A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me,
love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of
me… They must be Gods!
A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me,
love me, provide a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me… I
must be God!