My ace reporter and miracle worker, Felicity, reports that she was walking around a new shopping development in the centre of Albury, and she had to admire the creativity of estate agents.

“Space available in this vibrant retail precinct!”

Umm, unfortunately all the shops were empty and it was like a deserted ghost town!

Maybe they were using a recycled sign from another centre or maybe they just weren’t in a creative mood.

One would have thought that a sign reading something along the lines of “Get in on the ground floor of this centre, leasing now. Huge rental incentives!” might have been a better approach!

 

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